I built this most amazing deck overlooking the Ocean. A California Bed, Deck chairs with 6 inch foam as soon as you lay you relax or sleep in paradise. Every morning there is shit stench and dirt all over from cats. I make a canvas canopy that I fold right around and under the bed. Cat still gets in. I add a Tarpaulin and a drop sheet. Cat still gets in. I enclose it completely with fabric right under the entire bed. Somehow the Cat gets right under the bed which is flush against the wood and squishes through the foam and on to the bed. I put invisible fish line around the Deck making it impossible for the cat to jump onto the deck. I hear a thump probably the cat hit the line and fell down, but the next day the cat is back this time opening the front door that is clipped shut. I install motion sensor light that should blind the cat. Cat ignores it. I install a camera with a light alarm. Cat ignores it. I install a camera with a sound alarm and light and motion tracking. Cat walks away. Cat comes back 1 minute later, obviously deciding there is no threat from the noise and light. I noticed that as soon as I come in the house, I often hear something and this time the alarm goes off and I see the cat goes on the bed. I have determined that the cat is watching me and as soon as he hears the door to the house shut, he heads to the deck. But now, I see him I run up scare him away and wait for him to do it again. I think he won’t be back because he now knows I know when he comes I will come and kick him out. There is no quiet sleep time available here. Till now I have often said that “I must Kill this Cat!” Now, I ponder the thought of the Cat who must be totally freaked that I know when he comes despite all the waiting and watching and listening and plotting and thinking he has done to learn the perfect time to lay in paradise. The CAT must now be thinking With all my genius this should work and I am left with no other solution, “I must Kill this Man”